Turn The Clock Back . . .

At the risk of starting the argument of all time, I feelwarning labels in its purchase price now. It's a
compelled to point out that Americans today aremulti-billion dollar industry!
simply not made of the same stern stuff as ourThe search for safe energy has brought the search
ancestors.for renewable energy to a standstill. Terrestrial
You disagree? Please write and tell me honestly whatenergy sources are dangerous, whether we are
you think your nearest neighbor would do iftalking about the merely overwhelming, like
awakened at midnight by the warning, "The redcoatshydroelectric power, or other flammable, explosive or
are coming!" Frankly, my next door neighbor is anradioactive sources. Solar power is reasonably safe,
active duty Marine, but tucking tail is the first thingbut it is weak and unreliable as yet. Chemical sources
that comes to mind. I certainly cannot imagine himare dangerous because of the kinetic energy locked
handing a rifle to his wife or daughter and telling themup in the substances involved. You can't get away
to "lock and load."from that without changing the laws of physics.
Not in this lifetime, at any rate. He'd be too worriedHydrogen is the most plentiful element in the entire
about his retirement.universe. Combined with oxygen, it burns hot and
Our ancestors had one or two advantages over us.clean and could provide us with energy for the life of
In the first place, most of those who lived on thethe human race. It is also dangerous.
American continent at the time of the signing of theBecause of our fear, because of our cowardice, we
Declaration of Independence were no more than oneare still dependent on energy sources developed
or two generations removed from individuals whobefore we became so timid as a society. The largest
had possessed the courage and vision to leave everydeposits of those energy sources are located in a
single thing they had ever owned for unspecifiedpart of the world that calls America the "Great
opportunity in a new and savage land. It was one hellSatan." Our president is taking us to war as I write
of a winnowing, and their descendants were the bestthis for control of those resources, an evil and
of the best that Europe had to offer.immoral war that cannot possibly have a happy
Throughout history, winnowings such as theending for anyone.
settlement of our American continent have broughtIf you still believe that we are going to war with
forth the most shining examples of human courageSaddam Hussein because of weapons of mass
and achievement. Sadly, we have just about run outdestruction, please tell me why we are not preparing
of Earthly frontiers now, and it cannot happen againto attack North Korea, which has just admitted to
until we begin to colonize Antarctica - or outer space.nuclear weapons.
We have now experienced a full hundred years ofCowardice carries its own penalties.
urban civilization. One hundred years separate usAmerica needs to take a collective deep breath and
from the last of our ancestors who fought theget a grip. Life is hazardous to our health. No one
Native Americans for their survival. One hundredgets out of it alive. No one. Perhaps we could begin
years separate us from the last remnant ofby accepting that one simple fact, because it makes
frontiersmen who strapped on their guns and wenteverything else so much easier.
out to wrest a living from an unforgiving land.Are you tired of ruinous taxes? Are you tired of
We've become the sort of weaklings our ancestorsgovernment regulators with their fingers in every
would be ashamed to claim as descendants. Oh,part of your life, from the cradle to the grave? Are
there remain a few here and there who would makeyou tired of being forced to pay into a Social
our common ancestors proud, and they or theirSecurity system that your legislators systematically
children will almost certainly be the first to colonize aloot?
new planet, but they are now so widely scatteredAre you tired of paying billions to fight a war against
among the rest of us that they are hard to find.drugs that merely results in your loss of freedom -
A fellow by the name of Todd Beamer comes toand makes street drugs more prevalent than ever?
mind, but when I think of that magnificent youngAre you tired of vicious federal agents who
man and his friends, I am also forced to recall thatmanufacture evidence and burn women and children
the passengers on three other airplanes submittedalive in their homes while blatantly violating the
meekly to hijackers with mere box cutters -Second Amendment of the U.S. Constitution by trying
hijackers they outnumbered by roughly ten to one.to jail people for the heinous crime of owning the
The awful truth today is that just teaching your childwrong sort of firearms?
courage and self-reliance can lead to accusations ofWhat part of "shall not be infringed" is giving them
child abuse.trouble, anyway?
I remember (painfully) one occasion when I wasIf you are tired of these things, if you truly want
barely two years old. I laboriously climbed to the topthese things to go away, then you are eventually
of about a six foot slide in Central Park, then lost mygoing to have to give up the so-called protections of
grip and tumbled off said slide head first. I wound upgovernment. You must learn self-sufficiency. You
with a goose egg the size of Kansas right in thecan't work to dismantle an overbearing government
middle of my forehead, saw whole galaxies of stars,with one hand while your other hand is outstretched
and my mother's hair turned a shade or two whiterfor what that government will give you.
on the spot.You can start by purchasing a handgun and learning
If that had happened in today's world, my parentsto use it. It's only a very small part of the process,
would have had a very unpleasant visit from Childbut it's good for you psychologically to realize that
Protective Services, and it is quite possible that theyyou don't need help defending your life or your
would have lost custody of their daughter altogether.property any longer. You hold your head just a little
I remember hanging upside down from Jungle Jimbit higher. A man or a woman who cannot or will not
bars. I remember swinging so hard on swing setsdefend immediate family is not worthy of the name
that I pulled the legs of the swing sets clean out of"human." Even animals defend their young.
the ground. I remember running back and forth on aTake some chances! It may sound silly, but a
seesaw, wildly keeping my balance as it tipped eachskydiving course is not a bad idea. You will find out
way.that life is fun when you aren't wrapped in cotton.
Compared to my great-great-grandmother, whoYou may find that you like your fellow skydivers
climbed aboard a covered wagon in Missouri at thebetter than most of the people you know. Life
ripe old age of 16 years and drove it to Texas,tastes very sweet when you take big bites. It
having a baby on the way, I am your original pansy -needn't be skydiving. Try flying an airplane, scuba
but compared to today's sissy kids, I am Attila Thediving, or rock climbing - but find something you love
Hun in drag.to do, maybe something just a little bit risky, and do
Unfortunately, the progression is obvious and not tooit. It is never too late to learn physical courage.
flattering to today's generation.Learn to hunt! This is terribly difficult and painful for
The more we demand safety, the more ouranimal lovers like myself, but it is crucially important
government tightens its grip.to any man or woman to know that they can
We demand safe drugs, so our Food and Drugprovide their own food. Long range shooting has
Administration has made the requirements for testingbeen an important skill for centuries. Only in the last
new drugs so stringent and expensive that drughundred years has it fallen into disrepute. Learning to
development has ground almost completely to a halt.hunt is more than learning to shoot, though. You
Those few new drugs that are being developed aremust also learn to field dress the carcass and prepare
priced right out of reach for the people who needthe meat for consumption. These are survival skills
them the most. This government agency actually hasthat every single one of your ancestors possessed.
the unmitigated gall to tell you what you can andThey would be appalled to learn that you do not.
cannot try when you have a terminal illness!If you do not want to be treated like a helpless
Dozens and dozens of wonderful children's toys areinfant by your government, the first step is to cease
no longer on the market, because of potential risks ifto be a helpless infant.
parents were not vigilant, or allowed children of theThat is only the beginning, though. It will not be
wrong age group to play with them, etc.enough.
Have you read the idiot warnings on labels lately?Government is a cancer. It feeds on itself. Those
Honestly, the last time I purchased a firearm, it had awho possess power over your life will not give it up
big label that said that firearms could be hazardous toeasily. When they learn that you are trying to free
my health! By itself, this was merely amusing, but ityourself from their grip, their jackbooted thugs will
does lose its humor rapidly when you consider whatcome for you.
it says about our society.They will come for all of us, and for our families.
The last motorcycle helmet I purchased warned meThe day is approaching when each of us will have to
sternly that it was designed to be worn on my head,decide what we choose to defend with our lives. We
not on other parts of my body.must decide if we will accept slavery, or if we are
The warnings on knives are frankly hilarious.willing, as our ancestors were, to pledge our lives, our
I shudder to think what will come with my nextfortunes and our sacred honor to secure our
motorcycle, but I'm sure it will be a good-sized book.freedom.
The worst insult of all is that we have pay to printThe redcoats are coming!
this stuff! Every product we purchase includes